π Warning: Birthday Detected!
Gaurav, you are now officially
1 more year older π
May your day be filled with:
π° Unlimited Cake
π Expensive Gifts
π Terrible Jokes
π» And zero work today!
π Official Terms & Conditions: Gauravβs 2026 Birthday Edition π€£
- Clause 1: The User (Gaurav) agrees that any "mysterious back pain" or "noises when standing up" are now officially features, not bugs.
- Clause 2: Any celebratory drinks must be consumed in a manner that does not lead to a two-day hangover. Failure to comply will result in a mandatory 9:00 PM bedtime.
- Clause 3: Gaurav is legally permitted to claim he is "above 30 with several years of experience" until further notice.
- Clause 4: The User must consume a minimum of two slices of cake. Calorie counting is strictly prohibited by international law on this specific date.
- Clause 5: Despite what Gaurav believes, his "dad moves" are now legally protected under the "Birthday Boy Immunity Act."